Jim Carrey Drops $59 Million on Private Jet, Launches $8,000/hour Tours: “If You Wanna Sit Where I Sat, Pay Up!”
The private aviation world was rocked this week as legendary comedian Jim Carrey reportedly dropped a jaw-dropping $59 million to acquire a Gulfstream V — the kind of jet you don’t just fly, you flex.
But in true Jim Carrey fashion, the story doesn’t stop at just owning the plane. No, Jim allegedly launched an exclusive “jet tour” service, offering fans a chance to explore his luxury aircraft — for a modest price of $8,000 per hour.
“I’ve acted in enough movies. Time for my plane to do the performing.” – Jim Carrey (probably not real)
✈️ WHAT DOES THE $8,000 TOUR INCLUDE?
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Sit exactly where Jim sat while writing half a screenplay and eating grapes.
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Snap selfies next to the minibar he allegedly never used.
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Roam the cabin freely like you’re auditioning for The Truman Show 2.
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There’s a very slight chance Jim might pop out mid-tour and whisper: “Alrighty then!”
Fine print:
No refunds if the tour is canceled because Jim changed his mind after waking up.
💬 SOCIAL MEDIA REACTIONS
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“$8K is steep, but if that seat still smells like Jim Carrey, I’m selling my car!”
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“I can fly first class for less, but first class doesn’t come with Jim Carrey energy.”
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“Do they sell bathroom selfie passes separately?”
💼 EXPERTS WEIGH IN
Financial expert Fakebert Economyson weighed in on the new business model:
“Jim isn’t just a comedian. He’s pioneering the ‘entertainment aviation tourism’ industry.”
📌 IN CONCLUSION…
While no official news outlet has confirmed this story, the internet has collectively decided to believe it anyway, because — let’s be honest — if anyone’s eccentric enough to do this, it’s Jim Carrey.
