The View Officially Replaced With The Charlie Kirk Show on ABC, Hosted By Megyn Kelly And Erika Kirk
After 27 years of heated arguments, awkward celebrity interviews, and Joy Behar’s cackles echoing like an industrial smoke alarm, ABC has officially pulled the plug on The View. In its place: The Charlie Kirk Show, a daily daytime tribute to the late conservative activist, hosted by his wife Erika Kirk and veteran anchor Megyn Kelly.
The network made the announcement with a three-word press release: “It’s done. Finally.”
And just like that, the hens have been replaced with hawks.
For years, critics accused The View of being less of a talk show and more of a televised poultry farm. Whoopi sighed. Joy laughed like a chain-smoking parrot. Sunny Hostin used her law degree to explain TikTok bans while Ana Navarro shouted over her like an overcaffeinated substitute teacher.
But after Whoopi’s controversial comments about Charlie Kirk earlier this month (known internally at ABC as “Angel-gate”), executives reportedly decided they’d had enough.
“Look, we tolerated a lot: Whoopi’s lectures, Meghan McCain’s tantrums, Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s Bible flashcards,” said one weary producer. “But the day someone disrespected Charlie Kirk, America’s new conservative saint, we knew The View had reached the end of its usefulness. It was time for something fresher, something more patriotic, something with fewer feathers.”
The replacement was revealed in dramatic fashion. During Monday’s live broadcast, ABC cut away mid-discussion of pumpkin spice lattes to air a prerecorded message:
“The hens are gone. The flag is in. Starting today, The Charlie Kirk Show will take over this timeslot forever. Erika Kirk and Megyn Kelly will guide you into a bold new era of daytime television. God bless America, and God bless ABC’s advertisers.”
The studio audience, largely unaware of what was happening, applauded politely — some assuming it was just another Halloween prank.
Erika Kirk, widow of Charlie Kirk, enters the spotlight as the show’s primary host. Known for her work as a podcaster, influencer, and curator of Instagram photos featuring coffee mugs with Bible verses, she’s now being touted by ABC as “the wholesome conservative Oprah.”
Charlie dreamed of a country where even the angels knew their pronouns,” Erika said during the pilot episode. “Today, I carry that torch — and also his giant box of Turning Point USA merch.”
Joining her is Megyn Kelly, the once-exiled Fox News anchor turned podcast powerhouse. Kelly, who famously sparred with Donald Trump, Santa Claus, and her own NBC producers, was brought in to “add a dash of gravitas” — and, insiders admit, because ABC executives were scared Erika Kirk alone might “accidentally turn the show into a Pinterest board.”
Unlike The View, which often felt like Thanksgiving dinner with five drunk aunts, The Charlie Kirk Show follows a stricter, more patriotic format. Each hour-long episode includes:
The Charlie Minute: A solemn tribute where Erika reads one of Kirk’s old tweets while an eagle screeches in the background.
Megyn vs. The Left: A debate segment where Megyn Kelly argues with prerecorded clips of AOC until the audience chants, “USA! USA!”
God, Guns, and Groceries: Weekly tips on how to spot socialism at your local Whole Foods.
The Liberal of the Day: An interactive segment where viewers vote via app on which celebrity is secretly a Marxist. Losers get digitally exiled to Canada.
Freedom Karaoke: A musical closer where Jason Aldean, Kid Rock, or a rotating lineup of C-list country singers perform songs like Try That in a Small Town while the audience waves miniature flags.
The studio itself has been completely overhauled. Gone are the pastel coffee cups and fake city skyline backdrops. In their place: a 40-foot American flag, pew-style seating, and a mechanical bull painted to look like Karl Marx.
The hosts sit at a desk shaped like the Constitution, complete with a hollow compartment for storing Bibles, Chick-fil-A nuggets, and Fox Nation subscriptions. Every commercial break ends with a graphic of Charlie Kirk’s face superimposed over Mount Rushmore.
Conservative America celebrated the move as a historic win. Fox News described it as “the D-Day of daytime television.” Donald Trump, on Truth Social, wrote:
“Finally — REAL TV!!! No more HENS!!! Erika Kirk is a STAR, beautiful, MAGA. Megyn Kelly — tough, very tough, sometimes scary, but great. Much better than Whoopi (WORST!) and Joy (EVEN WORSE!). Huge ratings!!!”
Meanwhile, liberals were less enthusiastic. Senator Bernie Sanders tweeted: “Replacing The View with Charlie Kirk propaganda is like replacing public libraries with Costco food courts. The people deserve better.”
Trevor Noah, guest-hosting a late-night show, quipped: “So The View is canceled, but The Charlie Kirk Show is on ABC? That’s like canceling salad and replacing it with three pounds of bacon grease. Sure, it’s entertaining, but someone’s cholesterol is going to explode.”
At ABC’s studio in Manhattan, the live audience has been rebranded as “The Patriots’ Choir.” Each taping begins with a mandatory Pledge of Allegiance, followed by a group prayer for higher Nielsen ratings.
One fan gushed: “I used to watch The View with my mom, but honestly, this is way better. I don’t even like politics — I just love the part where Megyn yells at a cardboard cutout of Joe Biden.”
Another admitted: “I came here for Whoopi, but stayed for the free flag and chicken sandwich they handed out at the door.”
Ousted hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar didn’t stay silent. In a joint statement written in all caps, they declared: “YOU CAN REPLACE US ON ABC, BUT YOU CAN’T REPLACE OUR SHRIEKING. WE’RE TAKING OUR LOUD OPINIONS TO NETFLIX.”
Rumors suggest the duo is developing a rival program titled The Cackle Continues, which promises to feature “even more yelling, fewer facts, and zero Charlies.”
With The View gone and The Charlie Kirk Show now planted firmly in its place, ABC has ushered in a new era of daytime television: one where the coffee is always black, the flag is always waving, and the conversations are always about how liberals are secretly plotting to tax your pickup truck.
Is it groundbreaking? Is it ridiculous? Does it matter? Probably not. What matters, at least to ABC executives, is that people are talking, tweeting, and doom-scrolling about their network again.
As one executive summed it up with a shrug: “Look, America doesn’t need five hens screaming anymore. They need two patriots lecturing. And if the ratings tank, hey — there’s always the holographic Charlie Kirk option.”
For now, though, Erika Kirk and Megyn Kelly are firmly in the driver’s seat of daytime TV. And somewhere, if you believe the network hype, Charlie Kirk himself is smiling — or at least, aggressively explaining why socialism is ruining heaven’s cafeteria.
